I rock peas on my head,
but don’t call me a pea head

bees on my head
but don’t call me a bee head

bruce lee’s on my head
but don’t call me a lee head

now excuse me please
I gots to get my tree fed

you wear name brands
and I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple
who loves self loathing

pancake on my face makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy

cuz its my show you can’t tell me whatta do
when life hands me lemons
I make beef stew

so yo I gotta go its time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my left pocket
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket

cuz its my show I’m andy milonakis
its my show I’m shmandy shmilosmakis
its my show I’m
ANDY MILONAKIS.